shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’

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fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

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pricewepay-tofeel:

I love forcing my favorite musicals onto my friends

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bookmad:

"fat girls shouldn’t—"

—have to deal with your narrow minded bullshit.

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tennants-hair:

*stays home* i should’ve gone out

*goes out* i should’ve stayed home

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actuallyratchet:

all my friends are v cute. if ur my friend youre automatically cute sorry i dont make the rules 

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