My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically
Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there
Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’
If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat
I love forcing my favorite musicals onto my friends
"fat girls shouldn’t—"
—have to deal with your narrow minded bullshit.
*stays home* i should’ve gone out
*goes out* i should’ve stayed home
all my friends are v cute. if ur my friend youre automatically cute sorry i dont make the rules